Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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