Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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