nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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