Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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