hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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