I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Randomize
