pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
vagina is talking i cant
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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