So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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