They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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