Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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