On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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