...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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