Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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