If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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