well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Randomize
