About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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