have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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