i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I hope mine doesn't look like that
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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