and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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