Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
