I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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