plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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