: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i would punch a child for taco bell
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
how does that bad decision feel?
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