He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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