Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Randomize
