I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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