we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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