How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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