I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
i believe in u and ur pee
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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