Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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