You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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