just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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