How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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