with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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