Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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