Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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