i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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