playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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