found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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