what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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