If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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