I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
