I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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