hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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