I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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