Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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