im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Randomize
