Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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