it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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