I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
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