i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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