Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
should my penis look like a turkey
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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