I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
