I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
